If you have reasons to feel particularly patriotic this year :
* you got bailed out this summer by your generous ‘Uncle Sam’
* you feel inflation is far away and your cash is safe with Good old ‘Ben’ ( Bernanke, not Franklin)
* you think China, Japan and Korea will wire $$checks$$ forever
* you think we can kick the middle east b*tt anytime we need cheaper oil
* you watch both FOX NEWS and COLBERT REPORT
then you will love our July 4th wallpapers !!!!!
For all you big-oil-hating-tree-hugging-energy-saving-ca-living-recycling-earth-loving-war-palin-hating-peace-preaching-kumbaya-singing-organic-food-eating-funmozniks, we did not forget you
For the regular folks who are just taking it each day as it comes and grinding it out…we have something for you:
For the rest of you, no worries, we got you covered too…
The arrival of Spring is marked by Punxsutawney Phil’s shadow, how come there is
nothing cool harkening the arrival of Summer ?!!!
For all you folks, who get the news from FunMo ! It is official… Summer is here !
.. that means you gotta change the damn Xmas Wallpaper and that Santa Ringtone on your phone to something warm, sunny, beachy, surfy (or if you were my mom, you just wait until December and save $1.99 in this economy) !
go on say it loud ‘ I am a beach babe’ ! or in French or any other language !